The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.
by Double CC August 8, 2008
Get the laptop war mug.A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
by therealdeemz May 30, 2021
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Voluptuous perky tits that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. You wouldn't want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
What Westley meant to tell Buttercup in Princess Bride was ... "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans"
by Barbie Reject January 25, 2011
Get the Lactose Cans mug.1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)
Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."
NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
by Benemalio October 8, 2008
Get the Laptop Gangster mug.After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.
by badassmckeving November 24, 2010
Get the laptop face mug.Describing something or someone as a Steve Laity means that it has disappeared or left.
The term originates from wales but is now an international term.
It is believed to have originated from a man who left his children, but true story is unknown.
The term originates from wales but is now an international term.
It is believed to have originated from a man who left his children, but true story is unknown.
by Boylaity July 12, 2022
Get the Steve Laity mug.An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.
"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar
"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar
"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004
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