Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015

ligistics

The different characteristics of a website, specific to one site. This can include sections of the website or how a website defines different members/ friends.

Andrew: I don't have a single YouTube subscriber.
Haley: I thought you had one?
Andrew: No, I have one friend, not a subscriber.
Haley: I apologize I do not know the YouTube ligistics..

by 2teesandabone March 22, 2011

Laggitis

When people that are usually on time start showing up late because others never show up on time because they do not want to be the only one waiting.

Tito "Yo man your always on time. What happened today?"
Bot(chisterly)" yea boo i caught a case of laggitis"

by BiGPaPa0o7 April 3, 2009

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018

logisticate

To plan events and figure out how to get people together. Usually one person in a group of friends or a family is the main "logisticator". Literally- to figure out the logistics. The verb tense of "logistics". Involves lots of e-mails and phone calls.

"If I'm going to get this party together I've got to logisticate like mad for an hour or two."

by Katatak October 30, 2009

lagtastic

When your computer is lagging, a fantastically large amount.

Bob
Awe shit my comp is being lagtastic again

Joe
Dam, no WOW I guess

by Pie ;) January 12, 2008

logistics

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

by philip June 9, 2004