lag

When your girlfriend has to fake an orgasm because your sexual connection is faster than her's. Don't worry its not your fault she's just lagging.

She said she faked it because i wasn't good in bed but i think she was just lagging.

by XxOwnagexX September 8, 2009

lag

What people using 56K or below cause while playing a multiplayer game.

Player 1 Ping 999
Player 2: upgrade ur 14.4k lagger!!1

by SC.Zee September 25, 2003

lag

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

by Mycoplasma September 10, 2008

lag

when either your ping or the ping of others slows down game play in an online gaming server.

- fuck man get out of here your lagging teh server

- you are a lag whore n00b

- lets voteban this lagwhore

by MrMoto May 30, 2006

lag

A slowdown in message delivery in real-time Internet chatting, due to excessive server traffic.

"I hate this fucking lag!"
"lag test... 123"
"Sorry, I was lagged"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

lag

Peice Of Shit
Slow
Annoying
Smash Head On Wall
Suicide
Not The Way of the future

Timmy was playing mmorpg when he started lagging watched his guy spend half an hour trying to fire his gun!!

by Jake harry December 28, 2005

lag

When a computer runs slowly. A common and unfair cause of death in MMOs such as WoW.

"RM me noob! If it weren't for that lag I would have kicked A$$!"

by Teh Goods November 27, 2009