Lag
Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.
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lag
a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")
Lag
A word that instills fear in the hearts of 'World of Warcraft' fanatics and those who would join the urb-nerd camp everywhere, as thirty or so people have offered irritatingly nerdy definitions for this bit of tech vernacular, thus NO ONE should post a definition with more than one instance of internet shorthand, because it gets really annoying to see online gamers deliver expositories upon scenarios that can only occur in front of a keyboard and a computer moniter. that being said, lag is nothing more than a digial device's irritating tendency to process input more slowly than it takes for the user to output it.
Me: hey, i pressed a button on my cell phone and it took a couple of seconds for it to register
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag
friend: why's that
Me:I don't know, looks like my cell phone is a victim of lag
Lag by JimGarcia aka SkanMan, myspace.com/skanman August 4, 2007
lag
When your girlfriend has to fake an orgasm because your sexual connection is faster than her's. Don't worry its not your fault she's just lagging.
lag by XxOwnagexX September 8, 2009