Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

LAMOJ

Literal translation is Laugh at My Own Joke. Used in a setting where one finds his/her previous statement humorous. Can be used in a verbal conversation in its two syllable form. Can be used in the past tense by affixing the -ing post-fix.

Goku: I'll defeat you you Frieza!
Frieza: You and what army? LAMOJ

by London New York September 6, 2009

Lamoni

By far the cutest girl you can meet! She can make you smile just by hearing her voice or seeing her beautiful face. She knows that she has looks but does not flaunt it or think highly of herself because of it. Finding good in everyone is her specialty. Making guys want her is an easy job.

Lamoni is such a cutie!

by Kyyoot August 20, 2011

LAMO

Common mis-spelling of the acronym LMAO which means "laughing my ass off" from the over excitement, passion and poor typing skills of the typer. Coined and made most famous by REDSIGHT a twitch.tv streamer and pronounced Lamb o.

LAMO What is she dooooinnng LAMO

by Gaming People May 23, 2014

Bishop Lamont

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"

Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.

by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 23, 2009