Lactose Intolerance

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).

I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

by heyheyhey45698 May 19, 2010

lactose and tolerant

Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.

i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant

by nigahpleez July 16, 2010

Lactose Snob

A person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. The onset of Latosce Snob is usually the result of a traumatic event such as shitting oneself as a grown man.

I havnt shit myself since I stopped eating dairy.

Bro, youre a Lactose Snob!

by BuckinChuck July 14, 2018

Lactose intolerant

Someone who consumes large amounts of dairy

“Nick, you’re eating pizza, I thought you were lactose intolerant?” “I am”

by cartman911 February 7, 2021

lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

Lactose Intolerant

1) Racism toward white people.

2) Dislike of suburban white subculture.

Not to be lactose intolerant, but I don't know how to pronounce like 80% of white girls names.

by Pokerplayingchop June 10, 2018

'lactose baggage'

The HUGE, bulging titties that hang from a female dog when she has not fed her puppies for a week.

When driving around on the dirt roads in the South African East Cape Coast, you see a lot of 'mommy' dogs who have just given birth. They don't seem particularly nurturing and have their puppies hassling them for milk. The puppies have obviously developed sharp new teeth which hurt their mom when they feed...thus, the mommies have HUGE, BULGING titties!! And so, 'lactose baggage' was coined!

by kimmipooh December 27, 2009