life 

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

life by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

life 

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

life by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

life 

A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

life by Garabaldi December 2, 2003

life 

shit

yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years

Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit

life by megumisgf April 7, 2022

Life 

The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.

Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.

Life by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Life 

What we are all living right now

This is life. And we all live it..

Life by ChoKa LoKaq September 13, 2020

life 

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!

life by I'll never tell August 21, 2003