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black knees

Black knees belong to women who meet random strangers in places of gathering (i.e. restaurant or nightclub) and proceed to give them blowjobs.
Jenny: She was blowing some dude in the bathroom at the club.
Mike: Explains why she in the club with a white dress and black knees.
by naggernensky May 16, 2009
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knees

A device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.
*stumbling around the dark*

beep beep beep

OW! FUCK! FUCKING KNEES
by GrazerMagic May 9, 2011
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kyeesha

A cool, sweet, outgoing lady. Kind and generous, loving and dramatic in every way. A Kyeesha hates to be crossed and have a short temper, also very beautiful but doesn't quite see it. Very respectful and pretty much independent.
Get yourself a Kyeesha, and you'll live happily ever after.
by Lovehandles0706 March 17, 2017
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bees knees

When bees flit from flower to flower the nectar sticks to their legs. The phrase "bee's knees" means sweet and good, because the knees of the bee are where all the sweet, good stuff is collected.
That definition about moving around really fast is wrong.
by elisa August 21, 2004
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KBEES

Leeds United fanatic who never sleeps before games like Middlesbrough at home, and his fanatic status signifies that he knows the score. Windmilling expert and seasoned in giving rival fans a fisting.

Can either be found in the West Stand (John Charles) toilets at Elland Road talking to some young boys who are fanatics of the future, or in the upper East Stand (now closed) eating Fish and Chips that he bought from Graveleys. Or on the WACCOE message board rallying fellow fanatics in his campaign against Leeds United owner Ken Bates, and his high ticket prices which, much to KBEES's dismay, results in low attendances. That combined with the amount of non-fanatics that follow Leeds United, of course.

A good mate of scum fanatic Pete Boyle, KBEES is every happy clapping, prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non-fanatic's worst nightmare.

FKTS
Typical KBEES post on WACCOE:

"Only 16,000 attended tonight's match against Boro at home. I was talking to some young boys in the JC toilets who agreed that we need more fanatics to turn up at Elland Road - and I don't mean jester hat wearing non-fanatics. We were outnumbered by the Boro fans who I gave a few of a good fisting, then I ended the night in the upper east eating Fish and Chips from Graveleys, thinking about how so few fanatics bother to turn up for games like Boro which they should never sleep before

FKTS"

Often resulting in abuse from non-fanatics that don't know the score.
by January 3rd remember the date September 1, 2011
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Keesho

Keesho is a person who only eat burritos
by nostalgia nikki May 27, 2017
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Megan Knees

When someone can coordinate moving their hips, knees, and ass; While moving up and down with rhythm. Like Megan the Stallion does while dancing on stage. To be good at this one has to have strength in their legs. Also many hours of dancing in the mirror. A useful way for women to embrace their sexuality.
Look at her go she has Megan Knees!
by MonyBear May 3, 2021
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