Kerner

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

by Kerner June 13, 2013

Kierney

A totally radical Irish girl who's hotter than hell itself. Though totally devilish, she has a good heart, crazy humor, and doesn't give a rats ass what anyone thinks of her. Tell her you don't like her and she'll reply with a colorfully artistic response of where you can shove it. Beautifully fair (as most Irish women are) with eyes that hold the mysteries of the universe. To get a hold of the rare Kierney is to embark on the wildest journey of your life.

"Dude, do you see that chick over there?"
"The hot one that looks like she wants to eat you alive?"
"Yeah, man. She looks like a total Kierney. I'll let that Irish siren drag me to hell any day."

by musicman85 April 28, 2013

Suicidal Kernels

The popcorn that falls out of the bag

Jim: God Damnit!
Bob: What?
Jim: Nothing, just some Suicidal Kernels.
Bob: Your mother passed away this morning of liver failure.

by Captain H8orade June 13, 2015

Kierncest

When your boy Kiernan says he wants to fuck the female Snapchat version of himself.

“Bro, Kiernan, you wanna fuck the girl version of you?? That’s Kierncest my guy.”

by Xx_ThotMaster69420_xX May 11, 2019

Kerning

/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.

1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."

by tone-mo February 11, 2019

Kernow

The country on the south west tip of Great Britain, separate from England. Home of the pasty, great cider and pirates. In conclusion, proper ansum place, innum?

Gent 1: "I say old bean, where are you from? That's a first rate accent you have."

Gent 2: "Kernow my ansum, God's own country!"

by Cousin Jack February 28, 2010

Kernhawg

The act of flatuating while passing a person or group of people so that they may smell the the gaseous expulsion moments later.

Verb; Did you smell that, I believe he just kernhawged the entire row of people.

noun; Wow what a Kernhawg...he just farted when he walked past us.

by Urban Dictionary February 28, 2006