kyern

a universal term that can replace any word.

verb: That movie was the kyern!
noun: I'm gonna beat you with some kyern.

by Stephen Straughan January 4, 2008

john kern

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

Kernel of Pot

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kierna

A woman who exceeds all others in beauty and intelligence. Kierna's are strong-willed, but tender-hearted, and often fail to see the beauty that others see in them.

Keep it up, and one day you'll be a Kierna.

by The_Definator February 10, 2010

Kernitis

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kern Burn

A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.

I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.

by The_Mark June 17, 2019

Kyarn

(n) A southern derivative of the word carrion, meaning dead and/or decaying flesh.

That bag of rotten potatoes smells like kyarn.

Yuck! This tastes like kyarn!

You are as lazy as kyarn.

by Raymond G. June 16, 2008