kurkey sammos

Drunk slang for turkey sandwiches

Hey Juan, wheres the kurkey sammos!!

by Juan Loco, C-Bear, Ranimal June 23, 2006

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Kunkle

The transitional genitalia of someone going through a sex change when there are both cunt and testicle or something in between.

Make sure to always wipe your kunkle from front to back.

by Kunklehunters September 2, 2018

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Kurple

A large plushy chair, usually round, including bean bag chairs.

He was swallowed alive by the kurple as he sat in it.
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I wish I had a kurple in my bedroom. They're so comfortable!

by Blood Tiger April 7, 2009

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A Kirklen, or Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you may just get lost in their intense golden brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.

Guy 1: Woah, who in the world was that?!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.

Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.

Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!

by AnonDudeJ39 December 11, 2021

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Kurked Out

Pronounced:(k-i-r-k-e-d) When one lashes out, suddenly explodes, or bellows extremely loud to another person out of anger. More or less out of the blue and least expected to the other person.

Jessie's crazy ass just kurked out on Tonya for no damn reason!

by Caren H July 16, 2008

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