kånkelbär

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.

The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.

by canis pecus February 26, 2008

Kurt Kunkle

Kurt Kunkle is the main protagonist/antagonist from the movie Spree (August 14, 2020). victims: Kurt's mom

Fredrick Andrea Mario Richard Kendra London Bobby Bud lee/bobbybasecamp Davit Kris Kunkle/kurt's father
Not gonna spoil how these people died but i will hint at it. Uber driver ;)

1: have you heard about Kurt Kunkle from the 2020 film Spree? 2: No whats it about? 3: okay so <BLANK CAUSE NOT GONNA SPOIL IT> 2: damn now i dont trust uber drivers

by SpreeFanKurtKunklesSmellyCock October 3, 2021

Ryan P. Kunkle

A fat discord mod, who doesn't touch grass.

Person A: "Stop being such a Ryan P. Kunkle and shower." Person B: "I can't shower, I'm busy talking to my kittens."

by anonymous March 22, 2023

Kunselanator

noun:The person that is responsible for screwing you over;A person that will ask you to do something shady then leave you to deal with the outcome on your own.

Person who will ruin your dreams aka turd in the punch bowl.

also see: kunselnated

Ah shit lastnight i got kunselnated and i just know when the kunselanator shows up this morning im gonna get it again.

Dude sam the kunselanator made me move that DTU in 829 and now doesnt want anything to do with it because it was illegal maintenance according to the FAA, i got kunselnated !!!

HAHA you got kunselnated by the kunselanator!

by Slim Giggles September 9, 2006

Kunker Knuckle

A large woman's camel toe. Can also be used to describe someone who is being a general fuckwit

Hey man stop talking shit your being a gaping kunker knuckle

by DA_TURNIP July 2, 2014

Kunked

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.

Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.

by crikeymate September 11, 2020

Kunsel

Kunsel is a girl who loves all of her friends and her family. She is very beautiful,smart, and kind. Once she is yours you gotta make sure to never let go cause you won’t find another Kunsel. She also loves to watch Netflix and YouTube. She is also a great mother.

“I wish I had a girl like a Kunsel”

“Kunsel is so beautiful”

by Herroooooo July 1, 2018