Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.

"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!

by Afton Runner July 6, 2010

Kristopher

An ugli who runs weird.

Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin

Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep

Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Gaynessisfun November 1, 2017

Kristopher

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

by The Ultimate Tracy January 26, 2017

kristopher

an amazing meat beater

kristopher in the corner beating my meat

by beat the amazing fucking meat June 8, 2018

Kristopher

Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.

Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-

by Scremmurre August 17, 2021

kristopher

kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)

kristopher is so hot and good looking.

by krisdaguy October 15, 2020