Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
by What the Rat June 4, 2020
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Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
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The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian I know, I would be lost without him.
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A kind and caring person who can really change your world. A little crazy but very passionate about what they care about. Really can turn your world upside down.
Person 1: I’ll never understand why Kristan ever doubts herself or anything. She’s so amazing.
Person 2: dude, you’re simping way too hard.
Person 2: dude, you’re simping way too hard.
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