"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."
The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.
Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.
Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009
Get the Krispy Kreamer mug.A male who awkwardly stands in the corner or a crowded bar scanning the scene for an intoxicated female. Usually settling for a slump buster.
Look at Joe in the corner over there scopin' that fat chick. What a kreeper.
Did you hear that Kevin pulled a kreeper last night and banged that Mexican prostitute?
Did you hear that Kevin pulled a kreeper last night and banged that Mexican prostitute?
by .,., July 2, 2008
Get the kreeper mug.A female, typically with a rare mental disorder who will stalk a man, (or future wanna be lover) until he/she falls in love with them.
Oddly enough, the kreeper will be beautiful in nature, but looked down upon because they are misunderstood.
Oddly enough, the kreeper will be beautiful in nature, but looked down upon because they are misunderstood.
by BooBear April 29, 2012
Get the kreeper mug.A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.
by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003
Get the Hot Kremer mug.The act of taking one's feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. Next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and masturbates himself to climax over and over again.
Man, I was bored as fuck last night so I decided to try out the Hot Kreimer technique. Oh Boy was it great!
by Chevy March 17, 2004
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Get the paul kreamer mug.You place your penis through a Krispy Kreme glazed donut. You then smash it into someone’s face while ejaculating.
I put a glazed Krispy Kreme donut on my dick. I then smashed into my girls mouth as a bust a nut giving here a Krispy Kremer!
by Knuttsachel July 11, 2020
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