Krafty

To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor

I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft

by CraigWho?! February 26, 2019

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

dirty kristy

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.

That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019

kristy

A very beautiful girl that has a lot of guy friends and girl friends. She thinks she's ugly but is actually a goddess. She is very good at solving problems and is always good at making new friends. She knows what people are thinking and isn't afraid to stand up for what is right. Although she has many guy friends, she has only ONE that she likes the most.

Dude: Oh that girl kristy, she's a keeper

by laterrtatters May 13, 2020

kristy

A girl who is a master in all things! She is a nympho and a kinky one at that. Will go to war for her friends and family both old and new.is good with stressful situations. Loves to have a good time and is always up for new things

That girl kristy knows how to have fun

by realtalk8188 October 28, 2013

Krystyna

Krystyna; Well loved and liked. Very friendly. Beautiful. Sweet and hard working. Very blunt and honest. Shy. Thrives on others happiness. Never gives up.

Krystyna is the sweetest I absolutely love her.

by Krys0516 August 7, 2010