Kramer

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

Kramer

-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.

My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered

by CaysE June 23, 2010

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

Kabering

Staying home from work to play video games.

King Sm0k3y: time to go to work
King Sm0k3y: no kabering today

by bisbot December 13, 2005

karaberry

the sweetest berry ever.

"wow that karaberry was amazing, better than any berry i've ever had before!"

by thomato May 10, 2008

krakerz

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

Kramer

Someone who habitually bursts into doors unexpected. This can be at an office or at somebody's home or apartment. The intrusion causes negative attention from everybody in the room. It can disrupt conversation, ruin appetite, or cause a major cockblock.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.

(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.

by MmarkyMmarx June 8, 2010