Kow

To Kow someone is to befriend someone, maybe even make them believe they have a chance with you, and then disappear completely

"Hey how's it going with that girl?"
"She Kowed me bro :/"

by kowkior August 29, 2022

Kow

kow-
kuh-owh, cow
To know; to understand.
exactly the same as "know",

but without an "n"
n,v,adv,adj

Seth: Do you understand me?
Katie: Yes, I kow.
Seth: You mean, you know?
Katie: Nope, kow.

by On a boat. June 04, 2009

Kow

A word that pertains to completely plowing a girl sexually.

Bro, I totally Kow'd Taylor last night.

by ReveriePrincess September 22, 2010

Kow

The l33test l33ter that every l33ted.

I did the kow manuoveer.
wow, that was kow.
man you are as good as kow!

by Kow_Patt August 09, 2003

Mad Kow

A female human who endeavors to manipulate, degrade, distort, slander, or undermine other surrounding females despite the utter lack of environmental benefits or positive personal consequences.

Fu**, will someone please put these Mad Kows out of their misery?

by Third String Leather January 28, 2023

Ka-Kow

Ka-Kow is an expression frequently used in the Adult Swim show Frisky Dingo. Mostly, it is used by Stan and Xander Crews. It is safe to presume it is an alternative to Boosh. It's meaning is very similar, in that it is used to express awesomeness on an extremely high level.

...of our new president, Ta'Qil, whose appointment is attributed to a corrupt supreme court justice..

-and more specifically, Stephen Breyer! Boosh!

- and/or Ka-Kow!

by HYLAN the verbose May 27, 2009

Mama Kow

Mama Kow ❤️🍷

Friend: Hey, wanna go to the park
Other Friend: is Mama Kow going?
Friend: No
Other Friend: then I’m not going. peridot sis 💅✨
Friend: 🤷 ♀️

by Lily my beloved August 16, 2021