Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008

kookie

nick name of Jungkook bts
Child reference of penis in Hungarian

crazy bitch: damm kookie has a huge kookie

by at hong kong May 10, 2018

Kookie and Tae

Kookie and Tae is a national meal that is usually taken by people called ARMY. It’s is a very delicious meal.

Army 1: Wanna go get some Kookie and Tae
Army 2: Um heck yeah!

by CrazyGirlARMY/NyaviCry June 16, 2018

Kookie

Used by Greaser subculture in America to refer to someone as nuts, crazy, wild, out there, etc. It was not an insult, but a nice way of telling someone they are crazy.

Greaser 1: Cool it, here comes that cat Johnny.
Greaser 2: He'd be bad news if he wasn't kookie.

by Pomp_Greaseball April 10, 2013

kookies

A term used by Vash, Ultra Cookies

E-kookies can kill someone.

by Vash July 24, 2003

Kookie

She's his main squeeze. Girls try to be like her, but she is one of a kind. She's cool and up front. She handles it all. She's tough, She wins. She got everything you want. Bad boys Love her, a Good boy is what she is looking for. Girls talk shit but she ain't even hearing it. Her beauty is sinful. Even your girlfriend will be in love.

Group of guys: hey is that kookie?
Their GF's: omg O.O
Kookie: yeah,even you girlfriends love me ;)

by toddwonka April 26, 2012

Kookies

Not Cookies, can mean exstacy or that crap the cookie mosnters eats!

Yo you have some Kookies?

by Brucey B January 7, 2007