Kont Emmer originates from South Africa and is Afrikaans colloquialism used specifically in the Northern Gauteng area of Pretoria. The direct translation of the saying Kont Emmer is Cunt Bucket.
by Deezos December 28, 2010
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Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.
— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?
— Yes indeed, I am.
— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?
— I'd love to.
— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?
— Yes indeed, I am.
— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?
— I'd love to.
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Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.
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"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
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by JosephofSacramento April 28, 2010
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e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back
Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back
Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first
1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him
2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!
2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!
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