Kolobian

A nickname for a Member of any one of the Mormon sects LDS, FLDS or RLDS.

The name comes from the belief that God lives on a heavenly Body (a planet... or star!) called Kolob.

The reference is from Joseph Smith Junior's writings called 'The Book Of Abraham, which is part of the Mormon canon of scripture

The modern Mormon church doesn't mention Kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarrassment, hence the nickname Kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons

You dont want to go to Salt Lake City, it's full of kolobians

by DutchCappedCrusader October 29, 2012

Kablooey

a big explosion that is generally involuntary.

We didn't realize that the science experiment was improperly measured, so it resulted in a big kablooey.

by Katherine Karsh March 12, 2017

Kolombia

Kolombia is an urban subculture that emerged in Monterrey, Nuevo León that had its peak in the 2000s, disappearing, among other factors, due to the so-called war against drug trafficking in Mexico. It was characterized by an outfit inspired by the Cholo (or so called Cholombianos) with marked elements of Colombian Cumbia Music and the infamous touch of a slowed down tempo also known as "rebajada".

Kolombia had so much influence in the barrios of Monterrey.

by Coco Kolombia October 30, 2020

Kablooie

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated

Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!

by Peetor! March 4, 2005

flimsy koboyashi

The act of sticking a hot dog up the vagina, pulling it out and consuming it in the acts of sexual intercourse.

Joey enjoyed the sweet taste of the flimsy koboyashi as she slipped it out and into his mouth.

by Cpitch January 9, 2009

kolonel

A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.

Dude, the Kolonel is coming get your ass in gear!

by Hoodcrawler420 August 17, 2006

koblawi

Most retarded piece of shit anyone has ever seen

You are such a koblawi Mark.

by INTOURNAN October 22, 2014