Knoffel

Noun, South Africa.
A mentally challenged person, or someone who is a bit stupid.
The literal translation is garlic (imagine a whole bulb), and pronounced as Ka-Noff-El.
It can be used in both a derogatory or endearing term, though most often the former.

(After stupid incident, insult)
Person: "Piet, jy es 'n bladdy knoffel!" (Piet, you're a bloody idiot).

(In conversation, descriptive)
Person: "Shame, have you seen Lizzie's child, she's a bit of a knoffel..."

by KingmanSA April 27, 2014

Kloffee

When Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer) and Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) from Glee go for coffee. Which they do several times. It was origianted on a blog post about something stupid about Klaine (Kurt and Blaine as a ship) being dumb or something. In turn giving Klaine shippers all kinds of new words to use.

I love Kloffee

by BoieLee May 2, 2011

kniffen

being equivalent to a god, or one who is godly.

that guy Mike is completely kniffen.

by thekniffster December 9, 2008

Kniffe

(v) to spoon; cuddle with; jack off as a waterhorse

"I'm gonna kniffe you!"

"Hey, my name's Kyle Joyce."

by Jackson32 June 11, 2008

Knofe

Knofe, lexie's creation;

1. something 1001 times way better than a simple knife
2. a super duper knife

Me: woah look at that knofe

Kayla: it's knife not knofe

Me: gdi Kayla let me live

by Idk whet August 22, 2017

knuffelcontact

Person, other than possible members of your family, with whom you may have close (physical) contact, without distance, without a mouth mask, during a pandemic (especially during the covid-19 outbreak). The term has been coined by '' and is a composition of 'knuffelen' (verb, hugging) and 'contact' (noun).

"Why is she over at your place? There's a pandemic going on." —"Oh, don't worry, she's my knuffelcontact"
"Are you guys together?" —"No, she's just my knuffelcontact"

by bn326160 December 25, 2020

KOFFE

KOFFE=GLOOD

"I LIKE KOFFE" SAID PUPPY

by PUPPY PALACE May 18, 2023