knoblems

Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.

Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch

by shock. June 11, 2006

Knobledge

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!

I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge

by Scooby Doobage August 10, 2009

Knoblet

A skull having many knob-like protrusions.

A variation of nugget.

Walter's wife in Breaking Bad, has a haggard knoblet.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022

Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022

Knobletarddd

A person who simps for women know as Nora and Taryn, these people are know for there incredible ability of not giving a fuck, it doesn't matter who you are he will talk utter shit

Hey isn't knobletarddd that bitch who talked shit about the kids sister who died and simps for Nora and Taryn?

by Knobletarddd May 11, 2022

Prarie Pork Knobler

A woman who lives out on the prairie and engages in fellatio with anything that has a third leg out in the sticks.

Yea ole Lori Ann is sure a" Prarie Pork Knobler" ,she porked ma chubby so hard I can barely see !

head monster the chub master head mechanic

by Dr. Guardisil July 20, 2009