Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

Pull-a-Kling

To be aggressively drunk. Attempting to physically attack friends.

Watch out Tony, she might Pull-a-Kling

by Aldershot High School Shit July 13, 2019

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka

A species of fruit eating turtles that are attracted by various scents and kill at first sight.

ME: OMG. A Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka: NOMNOMNOM

by Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Ko July 7, 2010

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008

caleb kling

pre-teen, bout to get some koolaid

boi, i'd hang with caleb kling, ya'll now.

by ToolChamber October 4, 2017