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Kleptocuntocracy

It describes the cabal of greedy, thieving cunts who egoistically grasp the levers of state under the pretence of democracy.

Coined by Schrödinger's Cat with full dissertation laid out formally at
the going-postal-beta blog in the kleptocuntocracy posting
The ruling party is a Kleptocuntocracy...
by JabbaLeChat August 24, 2016
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Kleptocliteoses

The kleptocliteoses stole everything I owned.
by Triple - 7 June 19, 2017
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kleptocracy

The United States. A country were politicians only care unless there's something in it for them, as only those who lie the best get elected to further abuse power.
I love living in a kleptocracy, money for pointless neverending wars, dieases without cure, and school books from 1960.
by D The R April 17, 2006
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Kleptocrofer

A student of any school being trained to justify the theft of the working class' wealth through trading derivatives, credit default swaps and market manipulation. Kleptocrofers become Kleptocrats when they are elected to public office. Then they enact policies and regulations that support the global Kleptocracy being systematically erected all around the world. In doing so they are turning the entire world population into slaves that work their entire lives to supply the bankers with wealth created out of the working classes hard work.
"My coworker's son is studying economics at Harvard."
"Really? He is being trained as a kleptocrofer? That's sad."
by Iknow33 September 7, 2012
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kleptochargamania

A person who compulsively steals phone chargers.
One day he would be forced to admit to him self that he did in fact have kleptochargamania.
by A Lizzy Bath May 23, 2017
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kleptocracy

see above ... the United States
Any government led by a Bush is surely a kleptocracy. The just fuck shit up in multiple ways ... fucktards
by freeztyle April 18, 2006
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kleptocracy

A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
That country is a kleptocracy in which nothing is accomplished without greasing the palms of government officials.
by Joseph T. Rodolico May 19, 2005
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