klassen

A country bumpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. Will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken's heads with scissors. Often marries above his station

You can dress up a Klassen, but you can't take him out in public.

by B. M00r3 October 18, 2013

klayson

He is the most handsomest man you can meet. He can always make your day. He is a fun energetic man. He is just a tad weird. He will make a lot of girls blush. He's also very sweet

1. OMG have you had klayson text you before?

by Whitepower792 June 3, 2017

Klassen

To give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. Often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.

"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."

by fordjanet November 30, 2013

klaymen

Greek god of Klay. Klay-men arose from the Clay because he was awesome.

God that guy is awesome, he's like klay.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Wayne Klassen

The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.

"Hey man, I'd have some Wayne anyday, but mostly at night. With a cherry on top."
"Hey, Lion Boy!"

by la léona January 9, 2005

Dirty Kaysen

Somebody who sucks on his moms toes, and fucks his mail man in the ass and eats his dogs shit licking the scrumptious filling off afterwards.

“Yo you wanna hangout tonight?”

“Sorry man I’m doing the dirty Kaysen tonight”

by Hdbwhdicnsn December 13, 2021

klayten

Some white kid who thinks he's cool because his name is spelled wrong.Their mothers are also always black, but they deny it due to shame.

"Well, Klaytens moms black."
"She's not black!"
She's black.

by antiseabearcircle666 August 10, 2014