King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

King of Town

the king of free town usa

by joyrock August 27, 2003

the king of town

A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using Strong Bad's exercise tapes.

Dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo... King of Town!... Hooray!!!

by Homsar October 27, 2003

The King of Town

An old man who lives in Free Country, USA. He won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. He does little more than eat. He owns The Flamingo.

This is...the KoT...in th place to be...

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005

The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)

"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"

by me October 18, 2003

the king of town

A character on Homestarrunner.com. He likes to eat a lot. Sometimes he eats his own sheep, which isnt very nice.

DOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOO! I'm the K.O.T!

by coolpersonyo August 30, 2003

the king of town

A fat, elderly Santa Clause wanna-be who has no friends because nobody likes him.

"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"

by the gb5 December 3, 2003