kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004

kiddy pool

A pool 1 foot deep or less. Designed pool for small children who haven't learned the art of swimming yet and mainly just want to splash around. Contrary to belief, it is still possible for a kid to drown in the pool, especially if they fall asleep face down.

There's a kiddy pool included along with the regular pool.

by Elec2684 October 21, 2004

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008

kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020

kiddy and boo

two people whom are very much in love. kiddy is preferably tall and has a mangina. boo is usually one whom cuts kiddy's ball off.

Town Gossip - "Wow. Did ya see Kiddy and Boo??"
Single Person - "Yeah man, they make me feel so lonely."

by brazillionnnnn June 18, 2008