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Kronos

A system/program used for job applications and pre employment information that bigger employers like Kroger, Home Depot and Walmart use to determine whether you can work for them.

Simply known as Kronos is a long test that takes up 35min of your life you wont ever get back when applying for a job that asks you useless and sometimes personal questions unrelated to the job in the form of "Strongly Agree", "Agree" "Neteral", "Disagree", Strongly Disagree" answers . Some of the questions are "You are afraid of the unknown?" "Your friends call you when they need help" "your family agrees with all your decisions" so on so forth.

Kronos questions were created by some crazy ass shrink psychologist to determine peoples likability and how they handle situations and stress. The test holds no proof or evidence that based on how the questions are answered would deem an individual a good or inapt to work as lame stocker at grocery store. Nor do employers have the right to bar you from a job offer based on these answers that discriminate based on your response that is very much limited because you cannot add your own word or explain why you chose the answers you did.
Hey man! I thought you had a job interview.

Yeah, the manager said that based on my Kronos test result, I am a psychotic maniac that wont be able to bag groceries for 8$ an hour.

Awh man, you should have just looked up the answers to that lame ass test.
by LogicalLife April 4, 2015
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by Mr_delija January 24, 2008
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The Kronos

When you jizz in your girlfriends mouth and she asks for a kiss and then she spits your jizz into your mouth
Yeah man I had to break up with Stacy after she did the Kronos to me last night
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Khronox

evil time lord that resembles a elf and prefers a bow
look the hell out it's khronox... he's gonna stop time, oh no's!
by Jinzo April 16, 2005
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Kronos

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Omg my nigga Kronos closed down
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Kronoshi

To get triggered by a false reality of something that never occurred before a rage quit
Person 1 "I missed the group chat yesterday, what was all that drama about?"

Person 2 "oh he got upset in the game over the penalty decision and did a kronoshi"
by Lb43 March 21, 2021
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