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When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
Damn, that man is a katon...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs.
Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.
Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.
by Pumpkin$pice August 17, 2020
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Typical Kerry Katona quote: "I spend a lot of my life in back of cars - Oops! I didn't mean that in the way it sounded. Like hence the two kids."
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Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
by Yassss September 15, 2014
Get the Keaton mug.Big Fake French, Algerian lineage 2 player. He plays lineage 2 with some really good players, so he actually thinks he is good. He loves to eat his baguette and cheese sandwhich while he plays L2. He makes love with his girlfriend to lineage 2 music. He has an "E-Boner" for a french friend of his who plays L2 named "iMuse." This makes him extremely homo. But who cares! All the french are homo's anyways.
The kaTone is a very famous celebrity.
kaTone loves taking baths with tomato sauce and wine.
Hey girlfriend, I wish my future boyfriend was like kaTone.
Famous quotes from kaTone, "Assist me some bishops."
kaTone loves taking baths with tomato sauce and wine.
Hey girlfriend, I wish my future boyfriend was like kaTone.
Famous quotes from kaTone, "Assist me some bishops."
by Purexown July 19, 2010
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Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.
by Tikibendel April 10, 2011
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