Kevan 

Kevan is complicated man. He is funny and fraboiant. Bubblish and much so a nerd In some instances. Hey goes as hard and pure as a man can, but in the end he is momo-e-man-duche trallallallalla, for now he's douche. For fuck sakes. I'm a kevan. For love of kevan. Find your sanity

Kevan kayvaun

Kevan by Kayvaaunn July 13, 2022

Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

Kevan the Carrot by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

Uncle Kevan 

The act of Pealing your big toenail all the way back and it completely ripping off when stubbing your toe.

You better cut your toenails before you uncle Kevan yourself

Uncle Kevan by Burritos suck June 8, 2019

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus 

A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.

The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.

Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus by adatbatsquat June 1, 2020

Keanu Blye 

To reach beyond many opportunities to enrich your life and work towards a balance of achieving your vision of success in all 12 dimensions of Life, Health, Fitness, Intellectual, Emotional Character, Spiritual, Love Relationship, Social, Finances, all aspects of life.

For example, a 'Keanu Blye" is living beyond human existence and the beauty of life in all dimensions with great understanding to humanity. "Love all, be all abundantly, never give up, only move up", Written by Cice Rivera

Keanu Blye by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Keanu Reeves

Chuck Norris 2019

Random guy in crowd: You're breathtaking.

Keanu Reeves pulls a uno reverse carf while also saying no you.

Keanu Reeves by Da godfather June 16, 2019