Kettering University

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

by Prometheus September 17, 2004

Lauren Kettering

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok

friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women

by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

david ketter

David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.

Girl there goes David Ketter the man who is untouchable by the Gods

by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020

Kettering Ohio

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.

Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.

by LastPancake April 10, 2011

Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

by ima realist July 9, 2009