ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Kutcher

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013

kretcher

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

Ketchen-ism

Adjective: describes someone doing something that they and only them could do

“Someone put batteries in the fridge”
“Yup that’s a ketchen-ism”

by Jt44 March 13, 2022

Ashton Kutcher

Further proof that this country is fucked.

Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.

by Ollie Oxenfree May 29, 2004

kutcher'd

named after ashton kutcher who would make people look dumb.

1: to get punk'd in any way
2: made to look stupid
3: can be used almost any time somthing bad happens to someone

if u fall for an april fools prank. you just got kutcher'd

by vvvvv April 6, 2007