kern 

a rare short, breed of bald black man with incredible artistic ability and pimp like skills. See also badass and or pimp.

a state of perfection and ultimate achievement

that is kern. he is so kern. he or she might want to adjust the kern in their life.

kern by dallilama February 3, 2007

Kern 

A penis

Belinda: Yo Tina, that boy has a big kern!

Tina: Show us ya kern!

Alex: I love kern

Kern by kerninthepants September 15, 2009

Kern 

A replacement for pretty much every word. Especially words such as fuck and other associated type words.

Last night that asshole was being a straight up kern.
Holy kern! Are you okay?

Kern by Lauren and Ali December 10, 2007

kern 

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

kern by Micah February 18, 2005

Kern 

To place one's legs at a higher elevation than torso. Proceed to masturbate onto one's self's face. Also known as Kerning

Came home today to see John kerning himself right there in the living room

Kern by Kernmyster September 27, 2021

kern 

A word that can be and describe anything; especially refers to awesometastic asians.

"Yo kern, come here homie"

kern by cdizzlefosho February 20, 2007

kern 

one that burns, constantly, mainly hamburger buns and themselves.

kern chared the buns, they are pretty black!

kern by Kern June 5, 2003