3 definitions by Kern

beat me off

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

by Kern May 18, 2016

The signature sign off of the comedically gifted and popular blog contributor Sheriff Officer Greg the Bunny.

"The second meeting of the tea bag posse awaits your arrival...bunny out."

by Kern October 13, 2005

one that burns, constantly, mainly hamburger buns and themselves.

kern chared the buns, they are pretty black!

by Kern June 5, 2003