keppets

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

by Moz lad May 10, 2018

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

keppy

state of chill, relaxed, high, stoned

dude ur so keppy right now

im so keppy man

by bobb bob bobb September 25, 2009

keppim

A slang term used in some South American ethnic groups that whose usual definition varies with the region. Some regions recognize "keppim" as "one who digests feces" and another region recognizes "keppim" as "one who is feeble in making wheat and children."

Your husband should not forget to sow the wheat, least the other villagers mock him as a keppim.

by InfoSama February 14, 2008

kepper

Alteration of the word keeper. If someone is a kepper, you want to hold on to them and date them as long as possible.

"Dude, your new girlfriend is such a kepper."

by Cabarette April 30, 2008

kepper

A mix ketchup and pepper.

tyson: hey derek would you like some kepper?
derek: I'm ok bud see yea in awhile eh!

by connorsafag January 7, 2011