The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
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Get the Michael Kelso mug.A Kelon is a male that is chill and enjoys being alone, shy at first but when you get to know him he is one of the best people you could meet, he is very optimistic and loves to be right and will fight a point even if he I proven wrong. Kelon is usually a good friend to have and is usually the one to suffer the consequences of fake friends.Kelon is a great relationship partner that is very supportive understanding and open about his feelings. He is also someone who is very trustworthy, kind and can make you laugh any day of your life Get a Kelon in your life today
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Get the Keltoume mug.A term used in Singapore / Malaysia to indicate cheating, to achieve an objective by non appropriate means.
A football game between two teams has been fixed such that Team A will win, even before the game commences. Team A has 'kelong' the game.
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Get the Kellog Donkey Punch mug.The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
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