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Keyler

Sweet, unique, special, and funny are a few words to describe him. When you look into his eyes you fall in love all over again. No girl can resist his smile. Every time he smiles he lights up the room.
Friend: Hey it's Keyler!!!
Me: Yup!!!!
by Unisaur6454 May 20, 2017
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Kevin Keller

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players
"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"
by Cheryl_Bombshell July 29, 2017
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kellers moustache

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017
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Kesler-bomb

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.
by pucklady March 31, 2011
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Keuler

Rooted in German heritage, Keuler is the last name for people who are the most awesome, most amazing people ever. Hard working, loyal and honest. Pretty much, the best people ever. Also well known for the amount of food they can consume.
Dude, I'm a Keuler.
by miahfiah February 24, 2009
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Tour de Keller

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.
Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
by J funktacular June 10, 2013
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Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010
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