keeping dark

To hide or conceal something that might be incriminating to you.

I promised my wife that I would stop gambling, so I'm definitely keeping dark my recent loss at the race track!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023

keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

keeping it in the family

Partaking in incest

“Why do so many people in this town have the same last name? Are they keeping it in the family or what?”

by nlolhere November 9, 2020

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008

Keeping the 70's alive

Someone that has a lot of pubic hair.
Whether a man or woman.
They are keeping the 70's alive.

"Alex is keeping the 70's alive."

by Ryan Lalonde May 12, 2008