An exercise machine depicted in the television show "Futurama" that aids Kegel exercises, which strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in the vagina.
"I'm going to work out on the Kegelcizer."
by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008
Get the kegelcizer mug.Keelhauling was a form of punishment for sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a rope looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard, and then dragged under the keel and up the other side.
Keelhauling was generally a death sentence since it could take as long as three minutes, and perhaps longer, to walk the ropes all the way back to the stern. Often the ropes caught and dragged on barnacles on the ship's hull: the barnacles ripped the victim's clothing and skin to shreds as he was dragged along.
Keelhauling was generally a death sentence since it could take as long as three minutes, and perhaps longer, to walk the ropes all the way back to the stern. Often the ropes caught and dragged on barnacles on the ship's hull: the barnacles ripped the victim's clothing and skin to shreds as he was dragged along.
Dont fuck with me, I'll keelhaul youra ss
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"You guys are idiots, Keelia doesn't belong to anyone.. she's so independent you'd be hitting high scores if you even got her number."
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by Tony Scarface Montana October 17, 2008
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Frustrated at Brian, Anna yelled "you FUCKING KEEL-SA!!" in an attempt to express her hatred for him.
by ekta_y September 5, 2011
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Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.
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