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Kayuke

verb \’kī-ük\ an activity that combines kayaking or any other adventure with ukulele playing.

Kayuke song excerpts, "Take your uke wherever you go, gratuitous excess to make feelings flow... Maximize enjoyment in all festivity, I reach for my uke and feel connectivity... Adventure and music might not be typical, but I can't deny feeling metaphysical... An attitude of enjoyment in all you do, little friend in hand gives us the cue..."
D: "Have you ever pedaled your Hobie kayak and played the uke at the same time?"
J: "You mean have I ever kayuked? Any chance I get."

J: "Hey do you want to kayuke tonight after work?"
D: "Sure. I'll bring the other instruments too."

D: "Are you really bringing your uke to the summit of Shasta?"
J: "Um yea.. kayuking isn't just with kayaks. Musical adventuring makes me Zen."
by Cucaw Man July 18, 2012
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kazuko

The worst possible insult in the history of humanity. It is the absolute lowest point anything can be. This definition is universal, as several alien species use it to insult each other. It can be used to describe the worst possible outcome, the worst possible state anything or anyone can be in. Using it to insult someone can be too detrimental, for it might cause them and their entire family to spontaneously combust.
WARNING: DO NOT USE IT TO INSULT THE EARTH. IT WILL EXPLODE DUE TO SHEER CRINGE.
When the day is going wrong:
Baldan: "Sda unuudur ymar kazuko bnaa"

Pope of Baldanism: "Harin tiimee sda kazuko yumaa sda"

When something bogus happens at school:

Guy: BI HELSHGUI UGIIG HELCHIISHU SDA
The entire faculty: SHAALDAAA BRO MAI CHMG 100 GARGALAA
by GOD IS BALDAN November 29, 2022
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Kazuki

The guy that I love and the only person that I actually had feelings for. but you live to far away . So it could never be anything
I'm to much of a pussy to tell him ( kazuki) that
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Kazue

Someone who’s just there for people. You find yourself talking to him and you don’t know why. His personality attracts people and his jokes keep them there. Approachable and kind but also very..... disturbing at times. Full of surprises but still there when you need them, Kazue is someone you want to be around.
“Man have you met Kazue? You’ll love him I promise
by NotJaidenIPromise October 16, 2019
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Kazuki

Best Freind anyone could ever have goes throught it all with you someone who you would want to spend your life with Kaz you Know who this is and i have two questions for ya why are you looking up your name on urban dictionary & two will you be my boy freind
by Aaron Wright The Furry February 7, 2019
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kazuki shimada

He is from the movie a silent voice. He's a bully and an antagonist he is mean and has ruined people's mental states. He is also hot
Is that Kazuki shimada?

Yeah the blonde guy who never really opens his eyes
by Mikitaneko December 8, 2021
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kazuko

Kazuko. Someone who is very spiky and mean. If you touch her without warning you will get punched.
Friend:I got punched by Kazuko

Best friend:I’m scared of Kazuko
by Djushecgzk December 17, 2019
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