Kankist

A person of seedy character who has a fetish for kankles who makes love to the kankles of others without consent.

A kankle rapist.

Mike's victim was unsuspecting, he saw the ballerina position of the kankles and pounced! He was later arrested and charged for being a kankist

by KMcontiki July 8, 2011

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

Kaneki ken

He's one of the best anime character that grows on you.

"ill half kill you" said kaneki ken

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by kaneki is the best 2004 March 8, 2018

Kaneki Ken

Kaneki Ken is an average college student whom had lost his father and mother when he was a child. All he had was his best friend Hide. But after a tragic turn of avents, Kaneki Ken ended up getting turned into a ghoul. He turned to a cafe called Anteiku that is full of ghouls that don't kill people. After kaneki got turned into a ghoul his life became hell and he ended up getting torchered by yamori, and that caused Kaneki's hair to turn white from the stress which also turned him into a badass, sexy, cannibal motherfucker who ate yamori. Kaneki's personality changed completely which made him 5000% hotter than he already was. Though his life was still hell. At the end he was killed by Mr. Amon. All of this happened, because he wanted to go on a date.

Tsukiyama: Woah! Why is that white haired guy so hot?

Touka: Him? Oh that's kaneki Ken.

Tsukiyama: Oh, that explains it.

by Ayuma July 28, 2016

Kabukimono

From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3

Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.

by Akai~ April 14, 2023

Kabuki

Theatre, artifice, fake, insincere, something done only for show. AKA lip service

Congress stated that mine safety would be a priority but I fear that it is just kabuki and nothing will happen.

by Word Monkey April 15, 2010

Kabuki Speaker

Japanese made speakers from the 60's through the 70's that had a minimum 15" woofer, a minimum 4-way cross-over, at least 6 individual drivers, in a box that is less than 3 cu ft or weighs less than 50lbs.


"For those wondering about the origin of the term, it had to do with the limited bandwidth and tinny sound that characterized the first versions of these speakers. As a friend said "You can play Led Zepplin though them and it comes out sounding like Kabuki music"."
-Don McR @ www.audiokarma.org

SANSUI
Model# SP-X8000 / 9000

by M.X. September 3, 2004