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Literal Kangaroo

A term used by alt-right personality Dave Rubin to describe Australians who have turned in their firearms to their government and have no other choice but to run/bound from danger.
Alt-right friend: Did you see the news about the guy fleeing the attack in Sydney? He is a Literal Kangaroo.
by BLU3L4NTERN September 18, 2019
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golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.
Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!
by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010
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Kangaroo Cry

When a baby kangaroo leaves it's Mother's pouch, it lets out a cry when it gets separated and cannot find her. The mother kangaroo is able to distinguish her baby's cry and searches for it.

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October said, "Kangaroo Cry" was written for the troops having to leave their families behind. Something he witnessed in airports while touring and was moved to write this beautiful song. In the song, "she" would be a solider's daughter being left behind. As the child loses sight of her parent, she lets out a "kangaroo cry" in hopes of being found.
Dan heard a song about a Kangaroo Cry. Unable to grasp the depth of the lyrics, he decided they had to mean nothing and ignorantly proceeded to voice his conclusion, causing people around the world to shake their heads in pity for his gross lack of comprehension.
by bluedecember29 October 23, 2013
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bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009
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phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020
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Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.
That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.
by CountFistula August 27, 2005
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kentaro miura

Author of the manga Berserk. Has a godly artwork. Has best art in all of manga. Has some of the best story telling in all written works ever. Can make you really care about characters. Wrote the Golden Age Arc in Berserk which is objectively the greatest arc of any manga ever.
Guy 1: "Have you heard of Kentaro Miura, the author of Berserk?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Berserk is awesome!"
by Griffith_of_the_Hawk February 15, 2015
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