a person not of equal wretchedness as a cunt but in a jovial or jakalesque manner. thus fulfilling all attributes of the jakal be it in terms of blapse or other ego gratifying activities or general ladishness.
by IHC July 8, 2003
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Get the kant mug.Stupid bitch who is head of the computer science dept. at Glendon College, even though she does not know who to do some of the most basic things on a computer. She's a fucking asshole, who gets pissed off when people are late or eat in her class.
by Angry_student February 22, 2005
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not based friend: what are you reading, nerd
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad
NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad
NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too
by kantcore1804 December 29, 2021
Get the Kant mug.An insult for someone who is reliant on coffee to an obnoxious degree and will lash out at everything without it. It's based on German philosopher Immanuel Kant who would cry "I am drowning" if he didn't have a cup for a while.
"Jamie is acting irritable again"
"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"
"It's probably because he didn't have enough coffee this morning. He needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a Kant"
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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