Hey, it could be worse. I live in northeast kansas, so we're pretty much missouri. Contrary to popular belief, the state is not entirely hicks! I mean, Overland Park (where I live) is considered to be the Orange County of KS. The only true hicks, are those in small towns off the highway and central kansas. So, all in all, hey, we could be Montana! Plus, the Jayhawks rock.
Person A: Yo, where you from?
Person B: Kansas!
Person A: Ugh that sucks yo.
Person B: *Breaks Person A's nose*
Person B: Kansas!
Person A: Ugh that sucks yo.
Person B: *Breaks Person A's nose*
by lalalalayo July 3, 2009
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Get the kansas mug.1.) The most centralized state in the United States of America. This is the homestate of former Republican Presidential Candidate Bob Dole.
2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in Topeka during the early 70s. Their greatest hits include "Song For America", "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Point of Know Return", "Fight Fire With Fire", "Relentless", and "Dust in the Wind". The frontmen for the band are Kenny Livgren and Steve Walsh.
2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in Topeka during the early 70s. Their greatest hits include "Song For America", "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Point of Know Return", "Fight Fire With Fire", "Relentless", and "Dust in the Wind". The frontmen for the band are Kenny Livgren and Steve Walsh.
by The Midwestrn Soldier November 18, 2004
Get the Kansas mug.A lovely Midwestern state, right in the dead center of the United States. Is well-known for its flat land (not a bad thing at all), the anti and pro-slavery conflicts in the 1850s, the case of Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka, the University of Kansas Jayhawks, the Wizard of Oz, the progressive-rock band of the same name, and the big cities of Wichita and Topeka.
by A Midwestern Christian April 15, 2005
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Kansas, like most believe, is neither the flattest state nor does it receive the most tornadoes. Actually, Florida is the flattest state in the USA. Texas has the most tornadoes recorded as of yet.
Kansas is the middle of the contiguous United States.
Kansas homes many shops with good clothes, restaurants with great food, and schools with great curricular programs.
Kansas is not a hick state. Kansas is by no means a fully Republican state, in fact, our governor is a female Democrat. Not everybody in Kansas lives on a farm; Eastern Kansas houses some rather large cities including Lawrence, Topeka, and Wichita.
Kansas is not a freaking close minded state. Plenty of freaking homosexuals and people of different freaking heritages live here. Please shut up. Now.
Kansas is not always scorching. The weather is a freak, summers are usually hot and winters cold, but there are a lot of unseasonably hot/cold days. It can be nice and sunny one hour then rain like hell the next.
I've lived in Kansas all my life. Never met a closed minded/super religious/homophobic person at all.
If we don't have internet or water, I'm not typing this. Or alive.
(Kansas is also on the route of the Ogallala Aquafir. PLENTY OF WATER HERE.)
Shut up with yer damn stereotypes now. I'm a Kansan, I'm also an Atheist. Yeah. I also hate country music. Yea. MAGIC, I KNOW.
Kansas is the middle of the contiguous United States.
Kansas homes many shops with good clothes, restaurants with great food, and schools with great curricular programs.
Kansas is not a hick state. Kansas is by no means a fully Republican state, in fact, our governor is a female Democrat. Not everybody in Kansas lives on a farm; Eastern Kansas houses some rather large cities including Lawrence, Topeka, and Wichita.
Kansas is not a freaking close minded state. Plenty of freaking homosexuals and people of different freaking heritages live here. Please shut up. Now.
Kansas is not always scorching. The weather is a freak, summers are usually hot and winters cold, but there are a lot of unseasonably hot/cold days. It can be nice and sunny one hour then rain like hell the next.
I've lived in Kansas all my life. Never met a closed minded/super religious/homophobic person at all.
If we don't have internet or water, I'm not typing this. Or alive.
(Kansas is also on the route of the Ogallala Aquafir. PLENTY OF WATER HERE.)
Shut up with yer damn stereotypes now. I'm a Kansan, I'm also an Atheist. Yeah. I also hate country music. Yea. MAGIC, I KNOW.
Person 1: So you lived in Kansas, did you grow wheat and sunflowers?
Kansan: Dude, shut the hell up.
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Bastard: HAY, COWBOY, HOW'S IT GOING? :D
Kansan: HAY, BASTARD, SHUT UP! :D
Kansan: Dude, shut the hell up.
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Bastard: HAY, COWBOY, HOW'S IT GOING? :D
Kansan: HAY, BASTARD, SHUT UP! :D
by Phenomena! OHYES! February 6, 2009
Get the Kansas mug.A state right in the middle of the U.S. It has lots of small towns (soon to be gone :( ), wheat, airplanes, farms and stuff, construction and road work. It's known for tornadoes, but doesn't get as many as some people think. It's biggest city is Wichita which is also the hometown of Dennis the Mennis. Topeka and Lawrence are nice places too.
by Vysicle August 22, 2005
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