kancolle

Short for Kantai Collection. A Japanese game about ships in the form of teenage girls, that's currently only playable in Japan. Some call it a hobby, I call it life. :D

Kancoller 1: Man, I love Fubuki!
Kancoller 2: You ain't 'bout shit, Shimakaze is the real queen!
Non-Kancoller: Fuckin' weebs.

by DangoChing August 14, 2016

kanooder valve

Fictional part of an engine, used when the cause of a problem is unknown.

My FIAT has been running horrible lately, must be that damn kanooder valve.

by ed$$ December 11, 2004

kunkoodle

Noun, a turd in moition freshly released from the anus in the air gap between the toilet water and the anus. Once the turd touches the toilet water it is no longer a kunkoodle,it is then just an ordinary turd. If the turd is too large to fit in the air gap without touching the water and the anus then it is not a kunkoodle, it is then defined as a FUCKING HUGE TURD! Kunkoodle is ushually used to describe a solid turd, but it may be used to describe liquid poo if the poo is not in one continous stream from the anus to the toilet water. There must be a section of poo isolated from contact with everything but stagnant air between the anus and toilet water. If the word kunkoodle is used to describe liquid dookie then one must use the adjective "liquid" or "aqueous" or some other term used to decribe a flowing substance before the word kunkoodle.

Just think of the moment of silence and releif that occurs as the shit comes out of your ass and just before the plop of the poo in the toilet water.

That sure was a fine kunkoodle.
Gee whiz, I hope I have at least one kunkoodle today!
That old taco meat gave me a liquid kunkoodle!
Damn son, I heard that kunkoodle you had last night; congrats kid you are now a man!

by Gerry Presley October 13, 2007

kadoodle

a word you say to someone that has sexual intentions.

hey, Corey you want to kadoodle.

by thatsone September 7, 2018

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

knoodle

A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching.

They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entire party.

by Nat Eliason May 13, 2007

kadoodle

Bitch,cunt,whore,slut,asshole,asshat,fattass,mother fucker,etc.

Man,Your such a fucking kadoodle,go suck it !

by dinggdonghandsome August 4, 2009