Kankles McGouty

A person who concurrently has fat ankles and gout

The guy with with fat ankles just got a case of kankles mcgouty

by WAGSparty July 30, 2019

kankles

A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle.

Look at that lady, her calves just go straight into her foot, man she has kankles.

by TheGibber June 17, 2006

Kankles

It is someone who's ankles and calfs are the same width, they look like kankles because they are now as one.

"Wow Michael look at her ankles.."
"Mate there not ankles they're kankles, the calf n ankle are the same width"
"Aw so there is a name for that deformity(I)"

by amawanker May 10, 2009

Kankles

When someones leg has no ankle,
when someone has tree trunk legs

so their leg goes straight down without turning it at the ankle.

someone has kankles when their leg looks like they dont even have an ankle as it goes from leg to foot

by limabean256 June 29, 2009

Kankles

When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.

That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.

by D Baron June 11, 2007

kankles

when the ankle bone is not defined on the leg,thus it is a kankle!!

looks like u only have a calf and then foot!!!!ya dont have to be fat to have them!!its just a default!

by zlim July 28, 2005

kankles

the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.

Chris Wimer has kankles.

by bee-dub December 28, 2005