kalanadian

a Canadaian fan of Kalan Porter.
Kalan Porter

i am 100% Kalanadian!

by Victoria May 13, 2005

kalanaka

A vegetarian born girl, who eats meat behind their fathers backs.

Look at that vegetarian eating meat, that is such a kalanaka move !

by Skn16 June 16, 2017

kalaska

a squirly son of a bitch

shut the fuck up u goddamn kalaska

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Kalasia

A pretty girl with amazing hair and pretty hair. Shes shy sometimes and is kinda akward. She is beautiful beyond life and is very kind. Shes good in bed and is very loyal. She can be a slut at times but not always. She always cna be a real bitch but you have to overlook that. She funny and just a really great person.

Kalasia is really cool! I wanna meet her!

by EATBABYPUNK January 11, 2012

kalanay

the biggest dumb the earth could have ever had through all its existence.

The chap is a real kalanay.

by Abhishek Ghosh July 12, 2003

Kalasia

A girl with a big ass and boobs. She is full of herself and sometimes a bitch. She thinks she can do whatever she wants. She is pretty, but not as pretty as she thinks she is. Most of her friends secretly don't like her. She is very popular.

Friend #1: " Damn, Kalasia is being a bitch today!"

Friend #2: " I know! She is so annoying."

by Karry Lung September 21, 2011

kalanna

A hot piece of ass that loves raspberries

Goddamn Kalanna you’re one sexy motherfucker 👹

by Kalann_a May 26, 2021