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kaff

peas on kaff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"oops i mean kaff, kaff, kaff, kaff"
"kaff's stripping in the air"
"kaff's cherry"
"wait, what if he has a thing for big lips?"
by kaff January 5, 2005
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s-kaff

a word used as a cattle call towards a female. The female is often attractive but it can be towards a very ugly female. Mostly followed by some other calls such as "Come on girl!"
Guy 1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: S-KAFF!
Guy1: Come one girl!
Girl: Shut up you pigs!
by foshizzle720 December 16, 2008
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Kaff-cake

(noun), origin: South African.
Abbreviation for Kaffir-cake.
a patronising, derogatory term usually used by South Africans in describing black people, its is derogatory, patronizing and is usually expressed while feeling very frustrated and angry at a black persons incompitance.
"sipho you kaff-cake go dig a hole for me"
"lindiwe can run fast cause she's a kaff-cake"
by Frikkie De Bondt January 7, 2009
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Lt. Kaffee

by JurbanDic April 9, 2020
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kaffee klatsching

present participle of to klatsch kaffee (idiom.)

The act or session by which coffee is klatsched (consumed intesively), usually done in the morning or before work/study.
"Kaffee klatsching is not a crime"
by Kaffee klatscher July 5, 2019
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Kaff

Kaff short for cafeteria in afrikaans language
I'm going to the kaff
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Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.
Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!
by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022
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