creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

jhorts

Short for Jean Shorts.

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?

by C February 4, 2005

Jorthong

A person who has a dick the size of their personality… big. They have a sexy hot body that makes you want to finger yourself on the spot. Nobody is better than… Jorthong. Jorthong has a dick the size of Jupiter and will whip it out whenever so be ready

Damn did he just whip out his penis… that must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong

by Mr. Boney November 4, 2016

Booty Jorts

Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.

I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.

by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009

Jortcut

Purposely taking a longer route to interact with as many people as possible

"Lets go this way."
"Nah, lets take a jortcut and go talk to those girls."

by Merk$&@ September 14, 2016

jortrash

a bald headed fraud who wishes he was better then legoat. 1-9 without daddy pippen and retired to baseball because he was so bad.

isnt legoat better then jortrash?

hell yea

by 1x.darius July 17, 2021

jortstorm

Jortstorm is a meme song created by slimecicle on stream. You can listen to the song on YouTube or listen on Spotify.

Jortstorm, jortstorms coming tonight. A jortstorm, it's a category 5.

by Eli_edits July 3, 2023