molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

Essex Junction

a totally ballerific town/village/??? in vermont.
everyone there is pretty much amazing.

P1: Dude, that kid is so awesome!
P2: Yeah, he must be from Essex Junction.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM802 July 18, 2009

Jerk-Off-Junction

An area in rural central PA, in which there is an adult pornography store every 5 miles.

we are entering Jerk-Off-junction, watch for porn shops.

by head laceration July 15, 2010

vagina junction

whats your function: takin in sperm and spittin out babies

vagina junction has a give-take relationship

by Burnski April 11, 2008

Clapham Junction

Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.

If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

junction

One of the many "hoods" in Brooklyn. Located in the Flatbush section.
One of the worst neighborhoods in the borough.

"Yo I'm bout to go chill on the junction..."

"Aight, be careful over there, dont get shot..."

by Tim shady May 17, 2005